...... now it's my lunch time, shadow
Shadow:Time to die,faker
Sonic:Shadow,your not like this.Please......don't kill me
Shadow:No one tells me what to do
Shadow:rolling his eyes)Eh, it's too late....POW POW(the sound of the two bullets that has just been shotted at Sonic's ugly blueberry head)
Narrator:Sonic fell to the ground and lot's of blood was spilling everywhere from his head.Shadow,with a big grin on his face,began to do an evil laugh
Shadow:Now since my job here is done...
Narrator:Rouge appeared out of nowhere
Rouge: Im a little disappointed in you killing him.Why did you do it?
Shadow:Trying to shoot me just to eat me for lunch?Hell no.That bastard should of ate those damn chilidogs.Must of lost his mind trying to eat me like as if he was some damn zombie.Wait a sec...Why couldn't he ate some one else besides me?
Rouge:I don't know.I think he liked you. Any way,I can't lose you because were team dark and don't forget that.
Shadow:I never did
Rouge:So.....What you gonna do now?
Shadow:I was thinking of chaining him under water , maybe putting him on top of a tall building and kick him off of it,or....
Rouge: rip his body parts?
Shadow:Your going to far
Rouge:Whatever.Let's just shoot him a lot like a target
Shadow:smiling)You just made my day
Me:YAY.YOU KILLED SONIC!!!!!!! Looks like the knight of the wind is now the dead in the wind
First I was like, EPIC!
Then I was like, ...lunch?
Then I read the description and I was like, 0_o
After a minute of staring I shouted, AWESOOOOME!!!!!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG I SWEAR TO GOD IF U PULL THAT TRIGGER ON MY SHADOW UR GONNA WISH UR SHOES GO FASTER THAN MY FURIOUS ANGER!!!!!!
sonic: pullZ the trigger
shadow: takes the gun from sawnic and shoots him repeatedly
me:my hero <3
shadow: r u alright mari? kisses my cheeks
me: 0_0 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
OKAY, now i'm calm u wanna know why?!?!?
u better nawt
or i will swatter (slauter) u into a million damn itty bitty pieces
and where u think i may get caught i will be invisible the whole time
SO U'LL NEVER SEE MY ATTACK! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but seriously my shadow will beat yous to a bwoody pulp!
then u'll be the number 1 faved sc in sega!!
u'll also be the star of sega too!!
Me: !!!!!!!!! You... ASSHOLE! NOW... MEET YOUR PAINFUL DOOM! *Cuts him half.*
Me: Now we will have fun together Shadow! Mine shadow :3
THIS SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!!!
I think my mind woulb not be so boggled if it was shadow holding the gun